Bobby Heenan Quotes:- Bobby Heenan (November 1, 1944 – September 17, 2017) was an American professional wrestling manager, color commentator, wrestler, and comedian, best known for his time with the American Wrestling Association (AWA).
Inspirational Bobby Heenan Quotes
“I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn’t want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that.”-Bobby Heenan
“If you’re poor and you do something stupid, you’re nuts. If you’re rich and do something stupid, you’re eccentric.”-Bobby Heenan
“Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.”-Bobby Heenan
“There are only two kinds of music I don’t like… Country and Western.”-Bobby Heenan
“There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.”-Bobby Heenan
“I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.”-Bobby Heenan
“North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?”-Bobby Heenan
“I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.”-Bobby Heenan
“Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.”-Bobby Heenan
“There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.”-Bobby Heenan
“Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.”-Bobby Heenan
Famous Bobby Heenan Quotes
“Everyone should have cancer one time – then you’d know that other things aren’t important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight means nothing anymore. You come home and something’s cold, or you didn’t get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.”-Bobby Heenan
“I don’t look at myself as a hero or a smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I’ve had a lot of fun.”-Bobby Heenan
“WCW wasn’t what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they’re used to doing nothing.”-Bobby Heenan
“I think women’s wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping off the male industry. Everybody made fun of it. WOW is a great product. It’s produced right. It’s got a little storyline, and it’s got good-looking girls who can work and can talk.”-Bobby Heenan
“I was 10 years old, and I went to the Marigold Arena in Chicago, and I was hooked, just like that.”-Bobby Heenan
“Thank you for 40 years in this industry, because I loved it.”-Bobby Heenan
“The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.”-Bobby Heenan
