Motivational Fran Lebowitz Quotes:- Frances Lebowitz (born October 27, 1950) is an American author, public speaker, and occasional actor.
Lebowitz is known for her sardonic social commentary on American life as filtered through her New York City sensibilities. Some reviewers have called her a modern-day Dorothy Parker.
Inspirational Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz
As a teenager, you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Fran Lebowitz
You’re only as good as your last haircut.
Fran Lebowitz
I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Fran Lebowitz
You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
Fran Lebowitz
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
Fran Lebowitz
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
Fran Lebowitz
If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just a cause for book publications.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
Fran Lebowitz
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
Fran Lebowitz
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private areas of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
Fran Lebowitz
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Fran Lebowitz
Very few people possess the true artistic ability. It is, therefore, both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
Fran Lebowitz
Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
Fran Lebowitz
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
Fran Lebowitz
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Fran Lebowitz
I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
Fran Lebowitz
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness to expand one unnecessary iota.
Fran Lebowitz
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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All of God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
Fran Lebowitz
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
Fran Lebowitz
I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
Fran Lebowitz
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
Fran Lebowitz
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
Fran Lebowitz
I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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