Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old hair quotes, hair sayings, and hair proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.
List Of Inspirational Hair Quotes
“Red hair sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.”
PG Wodehouse
“Seems no more than right that men should seize time by the forelock, for the rude old fellow, sooner or later, pulls all their hair out.”
George D. Prentice
“I have always thought that if women’s hair posed so many problems, God would certainly have made us bald.”
Marjane Satrapi
“The hair is the richest ornament of women.”
Martin Luther
“Gray hair is God’s graffiti”
Bill Cosby
“A hair divides what is false and true.”
Omar Khayyam
“For years I used to try to straighten my hair, but I’ve reached a stage where I think, I’ve got red curly hair, and it’s actually really great.”
Bonnie Langford
“When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.”
Mark Twain
“I wish I had more hair on my head. Maybe if I sprinkled fertilizer on it, it would grow.”
Kylie Bax
“A hairstyle is a final tip-off of whether or not a woman really knows herself.”
Hubert de Givenchy
“A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.”
Coco Chanel
Best Humorous Hair Quotes And Proverbs
“I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out.”
Silvio Berlusconi
“With short hair, you have to get a haircut every two or three weeks. And if you’re coloring your hair, you have to color it that often. Every time I did it, I felt fraudulent.”
Jamie Lee Curtis
“Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.”
Larry David
“Her albino hair illuminated my dreams, shining brighter than moonlight.”
Anna Kavan
“Beauty draws us with a single hair.”
Alexander Pope
“I think we’re all obsessed with our hair – the daily ritualized pruning that we do, and the way in which we spend a lot of our time putting hair on, or ripping it off.”
Judy Darragh
“is foolish to tear one’s hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.”
Marcus Tullius Cicero
“Long hair is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, the part security blanket.”
Marge Piercy
Famous Hair Quotes And Sayings
“It doesn’t matter how long my hair is or what color my skin is or whether I’m a woman or a man.”
John Lennon
“Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years; suspenders are superfluous.”
Albert Einstein
“Her messy hair is a visible attribute of her stubborn spirit. As she shakes it free, she smiles knowing wild is her favorite color.”
J. Iron Word
“I always get bored with my hair. That’s why I would always change it throughout my career.”
Janet Jackson
“Babies haven’t any hair: Old men’s heads are just as bare; From the cradle to the grave. Lies a haircut and a shave.”
Samuel Goodman Hoffenstein
“It is not by the gray of the hair that one knows the age of the heart.”
Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
“For me, hair is an accouterment. Hair is jewelry. It’s an accessory.”
Jill Scott
“Relaxing your hair is like being in prison. You’re caged in. Your hair rules you. You didn’t go running with Curt today because you don’t want to sweat out this straightness. You’re always battling to make your hair do what it wasn’t meant to do.”
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
“I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.”
Nicolas Cage
“There are times when I flick through magazines and think I’m in danger of becoming a prisoner of my own hair.”
Brian May
