Kin Hubbard Quotes:- Frank McKinney Hubbard (September 1, 1868 – December 26, 1930), better known as Kin Hubbard, was a nationally-known American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist.
His most famous work was for “Abe Martin”. Introduced in The Indianapolis News in December 1904, the cartoon appeared six days a week on the back page of the News for twenty-six years.
Inspirational Kin Hubbard Quotes
“There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.”-Kin Hubbard
“Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.”-Kin Hubbard
“Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.”-Kin Hubbard
“It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.”-Kin Hubbard
“The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.”-Kin Hubbard
“It’s pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.”-Kin Hubbard
“Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.”-Kin Hubbard
“When a fellow says, ‘It ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,’ it’s the money.”-Kin Hubbard
“Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.”-Kin Hubbard
“Being an optimist after you’ve got everything you want doesn’t count.”-Kin Hubbard
“It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.”-Kin Hubbard
“If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.”-Kin Hubbard
Famous Kin Hubbard Quotes
“Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.”-Kin Hubbard
“Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.”-Kin Hubbard
“Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.”-Kin Hubbard
“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”-Kin Hubbard
“An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed.”-Kin Hubbard
“Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.”-Kin Hubbard
“Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.”-Kin Hubbard
“Next to a circus, there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”-Kin Hubbard
“It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.”-Kin Hubbard
“A good listener is usually thinking about something else.”-Kin Hubbard
“If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.”-Kin Hubbard
“The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.”-Kin Hubbard
“Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.”-Kin Hubbard
Best Kin Hubbard Quotes About Money
“Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.”-Kin Hubbard
“Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.”-Kin Hubbard
“A bee is never as busy as it seems; it’s just that it can’t buzz any slower.”-Kin Hubbard
“Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.”-Kin Hubbard
“Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.”-Kin Hubbard
“The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.”-Kin Hubbard
“It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.”-Kin Hubbard
“Kindness goes a long way lots of times when it ought to stay at home.”-Kin Hubbard
“A loafer always has the correct time.”-Kin Hubbard
“All the world loves a good loser.”-Kin Hubbard
“It’s the good loser who finally loses out.”-Kin Hubbard
“It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.”-Kin Hubbard
“Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.”-Kin Hubbard
Top 25 Kin Hubbard Quotes And Sayings
“The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.”-Kin Hubbard
“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”-Kin Hubbard
“As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.”-Kin Hubbard
“No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.”-Kin Hubbard
“Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.”-Kin Hubbard
“Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.”-Kin Hubbard
“Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.”-Kin Hubbard
“Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.”-Kin Hubbard
“Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.”-Kin Hubbard
“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.”-Kin Hubbard
“It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.”-Kin Hubbard
Kin Hubbard Quotes And Kin Hubbard Sayings
“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.”-Kin Hubbard
“Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.”-Kin Hubbard
“Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.”-Kin Hubbard
“Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.”-Kin Hubbard
“There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.”-Kin Hubbard
“A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.”-Kin Hubbard
“Where ignorance is bliss it’s foolish to borrow your neighbor’s newspaper.”-Kin Hubbard
“If capital and labor ever do get together it’s a good night for the rest of us.”-Kin Hubbard
“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”-Kin Hubbard
“There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.”-Kin Hubbard
“I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.”-Kin Hubbard
“After a fellow gets famous it doesn’t take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.”-Kin Hubbard
“I’ll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that’s more than I can say for prosperity.”-Kin Hubbard
