Motivational Quotes of Bill Watterson:- Bill Watterson is the creator of Calvin and Hobbes, one of the most popular and well-regarded cartoon strips of the 20th century. He is Born on 5 July 1958 in Washington, D.C., United States. win the prestigious Reuben Award for “Outstanding Cartoonist of the Year” from the National Cartoonists Society. He won the award again in 1988 and was also nominated for the honor in 1992.
List of Motivational Quotes of Bill Watterson:-
“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
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“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.”
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“If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.”
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“Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.”
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“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
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“It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.”
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“Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.”
“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”
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“We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”
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“If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.”
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“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
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“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.”
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“Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.”
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“I won’t eat any cereal that doesn’t turn the milk purple.”
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“From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.”
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“I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?”
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“We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”
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“I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.”
Famous Motivational Quotes of Bill Watterson:-
“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can play together all night.”
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“I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?”
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“I won’t eat any cereal that doesn’t turn the milk purple.”
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“When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.”
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“It’s always better to leave the party early.”
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“We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.”
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“God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.”
“The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.”
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“Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.”
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“If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.”
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“Mothers are the necessity of invention.”
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“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
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“There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.”
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“I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.”
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“Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?”
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“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone’s expectations.”
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“Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.”
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“The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.”
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Best Motivational Quotes of Bill Watterson:-
“That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.”
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“I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.”
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“It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.”
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“A real job is a job you hate.”
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“Genius is never understood in its own time.”
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“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone’s expectations.”
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“Heck, what’s a little extortion among friends?”
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“It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.”
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“The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.”
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“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
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“Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
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“Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.”
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“That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.”
