Tequila Quotes:- Tequila is a regional distilled beverage and type of alcoholic drink made from the blue agave plant, primarily in the area surrounding the city of Tequila, 65 km northwest of Guadalajara, and in the Jalisco Highlands of the central-western Mexican state of Jalisco.
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old tequila quotes, tequila sayings, and tequila proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.
Inspirational Tequila Quotes And Sayings
“Tequila is not even a drink; it’s a way for having the cops around without using a phone.”-Dylan Moran
“Love is like tequila shots, not the quantity but strength matters.”-Saru Singhal
“Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.”-unknown
“If you want to make some memories, add some tequila.”-unknown
“Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time.”-John Walter Bratton
“It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.”-Jimmy Buffett
“And no one drank just one shot of tequila.”-Kristin Hannah
“Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt.”-Saleem Sharma
“If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila.”-Alida Nugent
“Life is better with Tequila.”-unknown
“Tequila probably won’t fix your problems, but it’s worth a shot.”-unknown
“At least you do’ need a prescription for tequila.”-Rachel Vincent
“Tequila is like acid in a glass.”-Greg Proops
“Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination.”-Rainbow Rowell
“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”-George Carlin
“When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.”-Sanjaya Malakar
“Tequila is like Duck tape, it fixes damn nearly everything.”-unknown
“I am well aware I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, I’d rather be someone’s shot of tequila anyway!”-unknown
