Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old caffeine quotes, caffeine sayings, and caffeine proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. 


List Of Motivational Caffeine Quotes And Sayings

 

A cup of coffee – real coffee – home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcize them all.

Henry Ward Beecher


Coffee is a hug in a mug.

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Up to a thousand milligrams of caffeine is considered safe for most people, which translates into about 10 cups of coffee a day.

Michael Greger


Even bad coffee is better… than no Coffee at all.

David Lynch


Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.

Star Trek: Voyager


The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first.

Theodore Roosevelt


As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?

Cassandra Clare


If it ain’t caffeinated, it ain’t coffee!

Anonymous


Most of the people don’t know that one of the great qualities of caffeine is it allows you to absorb nutrients, and it does it quickly, and so when it does it quickly, you focus, and when you focus, you think you have energy.

Manoj Bhargava


Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.

Jessi Lane Adams 


Best Inspirational Caffeine Quotes And Sayings

 

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.

Jonathan Swift


Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.

Justina Chen

 


Caffeine dehydrates the brain and body.

Daniel G. Amen


Widespread caffeine use explains a lot about the twentieth century.

Greg Egan


Coffee makes dreams come true.

Keith Wynn


Coffee smiles us into the day.

Terri Guillemets


Caffeine restricts blood flow to the brain.

Daniel G. Amen


Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

Alphonse Allais


Good Coffee – Cheaper than Prozac!

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Coffee is a lot more than just a drink; it’s something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It gives you time, but not actual hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like be yourself, and have a second cup.

Gertrude Stein


Famous Humorous Caffeine Quotes And Proverbs

 

Coffee makes grisly mornings bearable.

Terri Guillemets


Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self.

Terry Pratchett


Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!

Anonymous


You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many days you can survive without caffeine.

Andrew Shaffer


Certainly the caffeine in coffee, whether it’s Starbucks or generic coffee, is somewhat of a stimulant. But if you drink it in moderation, which I think four or five cups a day is, you’re fine.

Howard Schultz


No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.

Henry Ward Beecher


There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.

Rian Aditia


What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.

Henry Rollins


Coffee is a language in itself.

Jackie Chan


Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.

Terri Guillemets