Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old caffeine quotes, caffeine sayings, and caffeine proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. 

List Of Motivational Caffeine Quotes And Sayings


A cup of coffee – real coffee – home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcize them all.

Henry Ward Beecher

Coffee is a hug in a mug.


Up to a thousand milligrams of caffeine is considered safe for most people, which translates into about 10 cups of coffee a day.

Michael Greger

Even bad coffee is better… than no Coffee at all.

David Lynch

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.

Star Trek: Voyager

The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first.

Theodore Roosevelt

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?

Cassandra Clare

If it ain’t caffeinated, it ain’t coffee!


Most of the people don’t know that one of the great qualities of caffeine is it allows you to absorb nutrients, and it does it quickly, and so when it does it quickly, you focus, and when you focus, you think you have energy.

Manoj Bhargava

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.

Jessi Lane Adams 

Best Inspirational Caffeine Quotes And Sayings


Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.

Jonathan Swift

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.

Justina Chen


Caffeine dehydrates the brain and body.

Daniel G. Amen

Widespread caffeine use explains a lot about the twentieth century.

Greg Egan

Coffee makes dreams come true.

Keith Wynn

Coffee smiles us into the day.

Terri Guillemets

Caffeine restricts blood flow to the brain.

Daniel G. Amen

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

Alphonse Allais

Good Coffee – Cheaper than Prozac!


Coffee is a lot more than just a drink; it’s something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It gives you time, but not actual hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like be yourself, and have a second cup.

Gertrude Stein

Famous Humorous Caffeine Quotes And Proverbs


Coffee makes grisly mornings bearable.

Terri Guillemets

Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self.

Terry Pratchett

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!


You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many days you can survive without caffeine.

Andrew Shaffer

Certainly the caffeine in coffee, whether it’s Starbucks or generic coffee, is somewhat of a stimulant. But if you drink it in moderation, which I think four or five cups a day is, you’re fine.

Howard Schultz

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.

Henry Ward Beecher

There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.

Rian Aditia

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.

Henry Rollins

Coffee is a language in itself.

Jackie Chan

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.

Terri Guillemets