Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old calendar quotes, calendar sayings, and calendar proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. 


List Of Motivational Calendar Quotes And Sayings

 

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you’re going to do with it.

Susie Bright


Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

Oscar Wilde


The calendar is intolerable to all wisdom, the horror of all astronomy, and a laughing stock from a mathematician’s point of view.

Roger Bacon


There is nothing so intractable as a calendar.

Margery Sharp 


No other date on the calendar more potently symbolizes all that our nation stands for than the Fourth of July.

Mac Thornberry 


Famous Humorous Calendar Quotes And Proverbs

 

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises.

Paul Scott


Don’t be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of.

Charles Richards 


Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress.

Charles Kettering


Dates in Calendar is closer than they appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it’ll keep you.

Mae West


The calendar has a magic that makes us imagine a memory can be resurrected and revived, but nothing returns.

Naguib Mahfouz 


The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the offseason.

Tom Coughlin 


Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools.

Og Mandino