Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old calendar quotes, calendar sayings, and calendar proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. 

List Of Motivational Calendar Quotes And Sayings


You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you’re going to do with it.

Susie Bright

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

Oscar Wilde

The calendar is intolerable to all wisdom, the horror of all astronomy, and a laughing stock from a mathematician’s point of view.

Roger Bacon

There is nothing so intractable as a calendar.

Margery Sharp 

No other date on the calendar more potently symbolizes all that our nation stands for than the Fourth of July.

Mac Thornberry 

Famous Humorous Calendar Quotes And Proverbs


The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises.

Paul Scott

Don’t be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of.

Charles Richards 

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress.

Charles Kettering

Dates in Calendar is closer than they appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it’ll keep you.

Mae West

The calendar has a magic that makes us imagine a memory can be resurrected and revived, but nothing returns.

Naguib Mahfouz 

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the offseason.

Tom Coughlin 

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools.

Og Mandino