Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old candy quotes, candy sayings, and candy proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.
List Of Motivational Candy Quotes And Sayings
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
All I really need is love, but a little candy now and then doesn’t hurt!
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.
Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold.
A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.
Candy is childhood, the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever.
Cotton candy is the most amazing form of caramelization ever invented by man.
Jose Andres Puerta
Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too.
You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jellybeans.
There’s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.
Best Inspirational Candy Quotes And Sayings
The library is like a candy store where everything is free.
Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed and puts them in your debt.
After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.
Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never tried taking candy from a baby.
A lot of people like lollipops. I don’t like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don’t need a handle. Just give me the candy.
Cottage cheese solves nothing. Chocolate can do it all.
Life is short. Eat dessert first.
Famous Humorous Candy Quotes And Sayings
It’s a floor cleaner and a dessert topping.
Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.
I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.
Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.
If the only way we judged hunger was how full the stomach is, no one would ever have dessert.
Thus the public use of reason and freedom is nothing but a dessert, a sumptuous dessert.
Johann G. Hamann
Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!
One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women who waved off the dessert cart on the Titanic.
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces.