Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old candy quotes, candy sayings, and candy proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

List Of Motivational Candy Quotes And Sayings

 

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

Ogden Nash


All I really need is love, but a little candy now and then doesn’t hurt!

Charles Schulz 


I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.

Jason Love 


Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold.

Judith Olney 


A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.

Anthelme Brillat-Savarin


Candy is childhood, the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever.

Dylan Lauren


Cotton candy is the most amazing form of caramelization ever invented by man.

Jose Andres Puerta


Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too.

Jane Smiley


You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jellybeans.

Ronald Reagan


There’s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.

Betty MacDonald


Best Inspirational Candy Quotes And Sayings

 

The library is like a candy store where everything is free.

Jamie Ford


Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed and puts them in your debt.

Judith Olney


After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.

Emily Luchetti

 


Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.

Jason Love 


All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

Lewis Black


Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never tried taking candy from a baby.

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A lot of people like lollipops. I don’t like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don’t need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Demetri Martin


Cottage cheese solves nothing. Chocolate can do it all.

Rhoda


Life is short. Eat dessert first.

Jacques Torres 


Famous Humorous Candy Quotes And Sayings

 

It’s a floor cleaner and a dessert topping.

Jane Curtin


Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.

William Powell 


I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.

Heywood Broun


Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.

Sandra Boynton


Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.

Don Kardong


If the only way we judged hunger was how full the stomach is, no one would ever have dessert.

Mark Friedman 


Thus the public use of reason and freedom is nothing but a dessert, a sumptuous dessert.

Johann G. Hamann


Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!

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One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats.

Iris Murdoch


Seize the moment. Remember all those women who waved off the dessert cart on the Titanic.

Erma Bombeck


Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces.

Judith Viorst