Funny Love Quotes:-Funny About Love is a 1990 American romantic comedy film directed by Leonard Nimoy and starring Gene Wilder in his first romantic lead. With a screenplay by Norman Steinberg and David Frankel, the film is based on the article “Convention of the Love

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny love quotes, funny love sayings, and funny love proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

 

List Of Motivational Funny Love Quotes And Sayings

 

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.

-Carroll Bryant

 

 

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

-Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

 

Love thy neighbor, just watch out for the husband

-Anonymous

 

 

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

-Anonymous

 

 

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?

-Jean Illsley Clarke

 

 

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

-Agatha Christie

 

 

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.

-Francois de la Rochefoucauld

 

 

Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener

-Pauline Thomason

 

 

Love doesn’t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

-Helen Gurley Brown

 

 

I had a dream that I still loved you…I think I woke up screaming.

-Christine

 

Best Inspirational Funny Love Quotes And Proverbs

 

Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills.

-Jessica Martin

 

 

It wasn’t loved at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

-Lucille Ball

 

 

I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu… But a carebear, I’d definitely fight a carebear for you.

-Anonymous

 

 

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears

-Les Dawson

 

 

People should fall in love with their eyes closed.

-Andy Warhol

 

 

 

If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.

-Chelsea Peretti

 

 

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

-Steven Wright

 

 

My phone battery lasts longer than most of my relationships nowadays.

-unknown

 

 

If she happens to fall, I’ll be there to laugh at first and then help her up afterward.

-J.A. Redmerski

 

 

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

-Joan Crawford

 

Famous Humorous Funny Love Quotes And Sayings

 

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

-Albert Einstein

 

 

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

-Thomas Dewar

 

 

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

-George Burns

 

 

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.

-Elizabeth Evans

 

 

The four most important words in any marriage…I’ll do the dishes.

-Anonymous

 

 

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

-Charles M. Schulz

 

 

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

-Fulton J. Sheen

 

 

If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.

-Miles Davis

 

 

My last love is just like that thong peter griffin borrowed from me… Never getting it back.

-Refinnej Sin

 

 

You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.

-Hussein Nishah