Funny Love Quotes:-Funny About Love is a 1990 American romantic comedy film directed by Leonard Nimoy and starring Gene Wilder in his first romantic lead. With a screenplay by Norman Steinberg and David Frankel, the film is based on the article “Convention of the Love
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny love quotes, funny love sayings, and funny love proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.
List Of Motivational Funny Love Quotes And Sayings
Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
Love thy neighbor, just watch out for the husband
Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
-Jean Illsley Clarke
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.
-Francois de la Rochefoucauld
Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener
Love doesn’t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.
-Helen Gurley Brown
I had a dream that I still loved you…I think I woke up screaming.
Best Inspirational Funny Love Quotes And Proverbs
Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills.
It wasn’t loved at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu… But a carebear, I’d definitely fight a carebear for you.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears
People should fall in love with their eyes closed.
If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
My phone battery lasts longer than most of my relationships nowadays.
If she happens to fall, I’ll be there to laugh at first and then help her up afterward.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Famous Humorous Funny Love Quotes And Sayings
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
The four most important words in any marriage…I’ll do the dishes.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
-Charles M. Schulz
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
-Fulton J. Sheen
If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.
My last love is just like that thong peter griffin borrowed from me… Never getting it back.
You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.