The Weekend Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old the weekend quotes, the weekend sayings, and the weekend proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

 

Inspirational The Weekend Quotes

 

“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”-Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson The Weekend Quotes

“There aren’t enough days in the weekend.”-Rod Schmidt

 

“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.”-John Shirley

 

“Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football.”-S.A. Sachs

 

“The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.”-Jean Rhys

 

“It’s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.”-Jimmy Buffett

 

“Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football.”-SA Sachs

 

“Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.”-Richard Rorty

 

“Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?”-Marilyn vos Savan

 

“There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.”-Arnot Sheppard

 

“A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.”-Robert M. Gates

 

“Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it’s even begun.”-Catherine McCormack

 

“Sometimes the weekend gets hijacked by work, but as my mother would say, this is the right problem.”-Julian Fellowes

 

The Weekend Quotes & The Weekend Sayings

 

“The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.”-Chuck Palahniuk

 

“The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it.”-F. Scott Fitzgerald

 

“Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.”-Lyndon B. Johnson

 

“Sunday clears away the rest of the whole week.”-Joseph Addison

 

“How pleasant is Saturday night, When I’ve tried all the week to be good, And not spoke a word that was bad, And obliged everyone that I could.“-Nancy Sproat

 

“Why wait for the weekend to have fun.”-Loesje

 

“I hate weekends because there is no stock market.”-Rene Rivkin

 

“A Sunday well spent brings a week of content.”-roverb

 

“Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.”-Elizabeth Eulberg

 

“I respect the fact that people have worked hard all week and want to go to the movies on the weekend and be entertained.”-Michael Moore

 

Famous The Weekend Quotes & Sayings

 

“Thank God it’s Friday because the weekend has landed and it’s time to forget about work and tear it up!”-unknown

 

“I’m learning the power of going away for the weekend and keeping myself company.”-Zoe Saldana

 

“The only Happy END that I know it’s the weekEND!”-unknown

 

“When you’re young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!”-Jonathan Brandis

 

“Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.”-Florence Welch

 

“Not for nothing is their motto TGIF-? Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends when they can go do what they really want to do.”-Richard Nelson Bolles

 

“You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing.”-Derek Jeter