The Weekend Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old the weekend quotes, the weekend sayings, and the weekend proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Inspirational The Weekend Quotes


“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”-Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson The Weekend Quotes

“There aren’t enough days in the weekend.”-Rod Schmidt


“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.”-John Shirley


“Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football.”-S.A. Sachs


“The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.”-Jean Rhys


“It’s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.”-Jimmy Buffett


“Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football.”-SA Sachs


“Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.”-Richard Rorty


“Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?”-Marilyn vos Savan


“There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.”-Arnot Sheppard


“A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.”-Robert M. Gates


“Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it’s even begun.”-Catherine McCormack


“Sometimes the weekend gets hijacked by work, but as my mother would say, this is the right problem.”-Julian Fellowes


The Weekend Quotes & The Weekend Sayings


“The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.”-Chuck Palahniuk


“The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it.”-F. Scott Fitzgerald


“Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.”-Lyndon B. Johnson


“Sunday clears away the rest of the whole week.”-Joseph Addison


“How pleasant is Saturday night, When I’ve tried all the week to be good, And not spoke a word that was bad, And obliged everyone that I could.“-Nancy Sproat


“Why wait for the weekend to have fun.”-Loesje


“I hate weekends because there is no stock market.”-Rene Rivkin


“A Sunday well spent brings a week of content.”-roverb


“Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.”-Elizabeth Eulberg


“I respect the fact that people have worked hard all week and want to go to the movies on the weekend and be entertained.”-Michael Moore


Famous The Weekend Quotes & Sayings


“Thank God it’s Friday because the weekend has landed and it’s time to forget about work and tear it up!”-unknown


“I’m learning the power of going away for the weekend and keeping myself company.”-Zoe Saldana


“The only Happy END that I know it’s the weekEND!”-unknown


“When you’re young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!”-Jonathan Brandis


“Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.”-Florence Welch


“Not for nothing is their motto TGIF-? Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends when they can go do what they really want to do.”-Richard Nelson Bolles


“You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing.”-Derek Jeter