Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old waitress quotes, waitress sayings, and waitress proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

 

Inspirational Waitress Quotes & Sayings

 

“The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life.”-Hunter S. Thompson

 

“hen the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.”-Gelett Burgess

 

“We can serve humanity with our divine passions and gifted skills.”-Lailah Gifty Akita

 

“To serve is beautiful, but only if it is done with joy and a whole heart.”-Pearl S. Buck

 

“Whenever you serve someone from your heart, the food tastes so much better.”-Bunmi Shonubi

 

“The more we serve, the more strength, we receive to keep the good deeds.”-Lailah Gifty Akita

 

“Our biggest cost is not power, or servers, or people. It’s lack of utilization. It dominates all other costs.”-Jeff Bezos

 

“Once a waitress, always a waitress.”-Sandra Bullock

 

“There wasn’t enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.”-Jennifer Crusie

 

“Serving and attempting to inspire others is a responsibility, not a choice.”-Bill Courtney

 

“You are serving someone for the rest of your life, not knowing a time must come when you must also be served.”-Israelmore Ayivor

 

“The right server for the right job.”-Bob Muglia

 

“A man who goes into a restaurant and blatantly disrespects the servers shows a strong discontent with his own being. Deep down he knows that restaurant service is the closest thing he will ever experience to being served like a king.”-Criss Jami

 

“To serve the many, you first serve the few.”-Ken Jennings

 

“All the beautiful waitresses existed like eternal responsibilities.”-Spalding Gray

 

“If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.”-Al McGuire