Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old weed quotes, weed sayings, and weed proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Inspirational Weed Quotes And Sayings


“We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings but there has to be some form of punctuation, or life just seems utterly relentless.”-Russell Brand


“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”-Bob Marley


“There was no time to weigh chances. There was no such thing as chances anyway, in the distorted perspective of the weed fumes.”-Cornell Woolrich

Weed Quotes And Sayings

“Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.”-Melissa Etheridge


“Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.”-Kurt Vonnegut


“Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.”-Richard Neville


“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”-Bob Marley


“The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.”-Carl Sagan


“I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits -and millions of Americans agree with me.”-Hunter S. Thompson