Todd Barry Quotes:- Todd Barry (March 26, 1964) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and voice actor. He is known for deadpan comedy. Barry was born in The Bronx, New York, and grew up in Florida. He graduated from the University of Florida with a degree in English in 1986. Before starting in stand-up comedy, he first worked as a drummer in the indie rock band The Chant from 1984 to 1985. In 1999, his Comedy Central Presents aired.
Inspirational Todd Barry Quotes
“And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.”-Todd Barry
“Anyone who bombs is my friend.”-Todd Barry
“Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.”-Todd Barry
“I am the type to have personal experience with a celebrity, but I’m too classy to bring that up.”-Todd Barry
“I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there’s not a lot of teaching involved in that.”-Todd Barry
“I do not like sports unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.”-Todd Barry
“I don’t feel I’m even worthy of a normal amount of value.”-Todd Barry
“I don’t know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.”-Todd Barry
“I don’t really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I’d be a contrarian pirate.”-Todd Barry
“I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.”
“I once sat next to Jim from the Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.”-Todd Barry
“I guess there seem to club opening up again, which is strange.”-Todd Barry
“I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn’t work.”-Todd Barry
Famous Todd Barry Quotes And Sayings
“I like pens. My writing is so amazing there’s never a need to erase.”-Todd Barry
“I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.”-Todd Barry
“I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.”-Todd Barry
“I loved Australia. I was very successful there.”-Todd Barry
“I mean, I’ve always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that.”-Todd Barry
“I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you’ve ever written.”-Todd Barry
“I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires.”-Todd Barry
“I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film.”-Todd Barry
“I wasn’t as nervous as I thought I would be when I started.”-Todd Barry
“I will not be misquoted!”-Todd Barry
“I’d rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place.”-Todd Barry
“If I’m at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.”-Todd Barry
Todd Barry quotes and jokes
‘If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.”-Todd Barry
“I’m particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.”-Todd Barry
“I’m traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.”-Todd Barry
“It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me.”-Todd Barry
“It’s cool to go to a place that has posters up and it’s one night only. It feels more special.”-Todd Barry
“People in New York love having roof parties.”-Todd Barry
“There seems to be more comedy for comedy’s sake.”-Todd Barry
“You always think you’re better than you are in the beginning.”-Todd Barry
