Jesse Ventura Quotes:- Jesse Ventura (born July 15, 1951) is an American media personality, actor, author, retired professional wrestler, and former politician who served as the Mayor of Brooklyn Park from 1993 to 1995 and as the 38th Governor of Minnesota from 1999 to 2003. He was the first and only candidate of the Reform Party to win a major government position.
Inspirational Jesse Ventura Quotes And Sayings
“In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.”-Jesse Ventura
“Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their patriotism through their actions, by their choice.”-Jesse Ventura
“The communism of Karl Marx would probably be actually the best for everybody as a whole. But what he didn’t figure into was human nature, and that’s what corrupts it.”-Jesse Ventura
“You can’t legislate against stupidity.”-Jesse Ventura
“I’m tolerant of all religions… I don’t care if someone wants to go out there and worship the bark on a tree.”-Jesse Ventura
“A crime is a crime, regardless of what collar you wear.”-Jesse Ventura
“I don’t support abortion. I could never participate in one. But I think it would be a mistake to make them illegal again.”-Jesse Ventura
“There’s no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn’t a right but a privilege.”-Jesse Ventura
“Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.”-Jesse Ventura
“The government is at its worst when you have apathy from its citizens.”-Jesse Ventura
Jesse Ventura Quotes About Wrestling
“I would rather be uncomfortable with the truth than to be lied to in comfort. That’s just my nature.”-Jesse Ventura
“Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn’t: Go stick your head in the mud.”-Jesse Ventura
“You can’t legislate morality.”-Jesse Ventura
“My children were attacked by the Minnesota media when I was governor.”-Jesse Ventura
“Democrats are so spineless, so afraid to go against the tide… but dissension is the greatest form of patriotism.”-Jesse Ventura
“The thing is, and Americans are starting to realize this now, that while street gangs are violent, the Democrats and Republicans are worse. They are worse because their decisions affect your life.”-Jesse Ventura
“I love fat people. Every fat person says it’s not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.”-Jesse Ventura
“Let’s face it: WikiLeaks exists because the mainstream media haven’t done their job.”-Jesse Ventura
“You have to accept the rule of law, even when it’s inconvenient if you’re going to be a country that abides by the rule of law.”-Jesse Ventura
“Barack Obama’s large contributor was Goldman Sachs – same thing on the Republican side. If you go to both their conventions, you see the same lobbyists paying off both sides so they win either way.”-Jesse Ventura
Jesse Ventura Quotes About Government
“The news used to be to report facts and allow you to make the decision.”-Jesse Ventura
“There’s nothing glamorous about the war at all.”-Jesse Ventura
“Let me say this: I’m paranoid of the government. They’ve lost my trust. They’ve lied to me so many times that I don’t know what to believe from them anymore.”-Jesse Ventura
“Wrestling is ballet with violence.”-Jesse Ventura
“I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask – if he had ever seen Caddyshack.”-Jesse Ventura
“If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That’s power.”-Jesse Ventura
“All of us should have free choice when it comes to patriotic displays… a government wisely acting within its bounds will earn loyalty and respect from its citizens. A government dare not demand the same.”-Jesse Ventura
“The government works less efficiently when it begins to grow out of control and takes on more and more of the responsibilities that belong to the citizens.”-Jesse Ventura
“I don’t want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I’m finished with my term as governor, I’m going back to the life that’s waiting for me in the private sector.”-Jesse Ventura
“I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there’s not much I can do about that. But I’m going, to be honest. I’m going to continue to speak my mind, and that’s who I am.”-Jesse Ventura
Best Jesse Ventura Quotes And Proverbs
“I’m against the draft. I believe we should have a professional military; it might be smaller, but it would be more effective.”-Jesse Ventura
“Politics is not my life. I have a career in radio and another career in film.”-Jesse Ventura
“Students often approached me about state-paid tuition while I was out campaigning. After I explained to them that if the state pays their tuition now, they will pay higher taxes to pay other people’s tuition for the rest of their lives, most of them ended up agreeing with me.”-Jesse Ventura
“The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That’s all. It doesn’t guarantee our rights to charity.”-Jesse Ventura
“There are a lot of good causes out there, but they can’t possibly all be served by the government.”-Jesse Ventura
“We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it’s not. We give a false portrayal of freedom. We’re not free – if we were, we’d allow people their freedom.”-Jesse Ventura
“When the Constitution gave us the right to bear arms, it also made us responsible for using them properly. It’s not fair of us as citizens to lean more heavily on one side of that equation than on the other.”-Jesse Ventura
Jesse Ventura Quotes About President
“If I wanna be president, I probably can.”-Jesse Ventura
“Love is by far bigger than the government can ever be.”-Jesse Ventura
“Don’t vote for a Democrat or Republican, I have never voted for one in my life and I never will.”-Jesse Ventura
“I’m an equal opportunity despiser.”-Jesse Ventura
“I would give the people of America to their first opportunity to elect a president who doesn’t belong to either party since George Washington.”-Jesse Ventura
“‘ The David Letterman Show’ is a show of comedy.”-Jesse Ventura
“I will not be a Democrat or a Republican. They are the problem, not the solution. We need to abolish political parties in this country.”-Jesse Ventura
“We’re the Fascist States of America today, not the United States of America, because the corporations are in power.”-Jesse Ventura
“Love is bigger than the government.”-Jesse Ventura
“If you’re smart enough to go to college, you should be smart and creative enough to pay for it.”-Jesse Ventura
“I’m kind of like Che Guevera. I lead the revolution, but at some point, I turn it over to someone else.”-Jesse Ventura
Jesse Ventura Funny Quotes
“I don’t oppose hunting in any way, shape or form. If that’s what you enjoy doing, you are free to do it.”-Jesse Ventura
“It seems that elections today are more popular than they are substantial issues.”-Jesse Ventura
“I’m saying that there’s way more to 9/11 than mainstream media and our government has told us.”-Jesse Ventura
“I can’t see any difference in government between Bush and Obama apart from the color of their skin.”-Jesse Ventura
“When you live in Mexico, your houses all have names.”-Jesse Ventura
“You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I’ll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.”-Jesse Ventura
“Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers.”-Jesse Ventura
“I speak my mind. That’s who I am.”-Jesse Ventura
Top 10 Jesse Ventura Quotes And Sayings
‘”The Young and the Restless’ is my favorite television show.”-Jesse Ventura
“I’m going to put on my gravestone, ‘He never owned a cell phone.'”-Jesse Ventura
“If the government mandates anything with a price tag on it, then it ought to fund the project.”-Jesse Ventura
“WikiLeaks is exposing our government officials for the frauds that they are. They also show us how governments work together to lie to their citizens when they are waging war.”-Jesse Ventura
“You can have solid third party politics, but the problem is you’re all lumped into all the fringe groups. That’s a stereotype that happens.”-Jesse Ventura
“You don’t need lawyers making laws. Regular citizens can make laws. Let the lawyers work under the laws.”-Jesse Ventura
“Once you privatize something, it becomes a for-profit business.”-Jesse Ventura
“My four years as governor, I never met with a lobbyist once, never. Not one lobbyist got in my office.”-Jesse Ventura
“Patriotism to your country is something that comes from your heart. It should be taught to you by your parents.”-Jesse Ventura
“Jobs are created in the private sector. Not by the president of the government unless they’re government jobs.”-Jesse Ventura
